She’s like a rice cake: got steamed with my little shrimp
Illustrated by Alexandra L
She’s like a helmet: she acts like a head-case sometimes.
Illustrated by Alexandra L.
She’s like traffic: always has some guy up my butt
Illustrated by Alexandra L.
He’s like a Duffel bag: In the back of the closet, filled with Beanie Babies.
Illustrated by Alexandra L.
He’s like a shopping cart: at sale price
Illustrated by Constance D
She’s like a comb: He wasn’t my first pick
Illustrated (and posted, sadly) by Jacobee B.
It takes a rocket scientist to figure it out unless… your clitoris glows in the dark
Illustrated (and posted) by Jacobee B.
He’s like a sitcom: We all watched when Lucy gave birth on him
Illustrated by Jacobee B.
He’s like a Jack O’Lantern…It was all over the papers after I knifed him
7/7/11 Winning post by Angel Hope Eddlemon, published with her permission (her real name is mentioned in the article) By Linda Reinstein
